spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

tympanista:

congratulations if i’m following u

hellabloggin:

[magician voice] and for my next trick i will literally not fucking care at all about anything

oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

worsting:

real friends are those ones who answer at your messages in 0.2 seconds and those ones who want to talk with you all day long